Would you bring home a plant that looks like a penis? Here’s a list of such quirky specimens that’ll definitely turn heads!
Are you a fan of quirky specimens that would give your visitors a second thought? Well, a plant that looks like a penis would do just that. Pick your favorite from the list below!
Plants that Look Like Penis
1. Huacrapona Palm Tree
Botanical Name: Iriartea deltoidea
If you are looking for an exact replica, The Huacrapona Palm tree is surely one with its single trunk and peculiar dark branches that resemble the male genitalia.
2. Bolivian Torch Cactus
Botanical Name: Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose
With a tall, columnar shape, sharp spines, and some irregular ridges, the Bolivian Torch Cactus draws attention for its uncanny resemblance to a penis.
3. Bushman’s Pipe
Botanical Name: Ceropegia ampliata
A cactus with a long, narrow stem, the Bushman’s Pipe produces small white flowers that exhibit the exact shape of a penis.
4. Bishop’s Heliconia
Botanical Name: Heliconia episcopalis
Boasting bright red to peach color bracts, the Bishop’s Heliconia flowers look like penis with an elongated ridged shape that also look like feathers of a bird.
5. Naked Man Orchid
Botanical Name: Orchis italica
More than the male genitals, this plant bears flowers that look like a hanging man with a penis. The petals show a surprising resemblance to a human male with outstretched arms and legs, earning the plant its common name.
6. Common Stinkhorn
Botanical Name: Phallus impudicus
This mushroom justifies both its common and botanical name with a phallic-shaped cap and an unpleasant odor. It is a common sight in woodlands and gardens.
7. Thumb Cactus
Botanical Name: Mammillaria matudae
This small, rounded cactus protrudes out with clusters of columnar stems that are humorously compared to thumbs or penis.
8. Friar’s Cowl
Botanical Name: Arisarum vulgare
Producing tiny, hood-like flowers, the Friar’s Cowl makes to this list for the central structure of its flowers, which peeks out like a phallus.
9. Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae Backer & Alderw
Botanical Name: Amorphophallus decus-silvae
Featuring a large, leaf-like structure and a central stalk with a cluster of small flowers, the Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae often draws attention for its distinctive shape.
10. Tropical Pitcher Plant
Botanical Name: Nepenthes
A carnivorous plant with deep, pitcher-shaped leaves that trap insects, this plant looks like a penis for its unusual structure
11. Peter Pepper
Botanical Name: Capsicum annuum ‘Peter pepper’
This chili pepper is notable for its bright red or green color and a unique dick like shape. With a unique shape, it is also a culinary delight.
12. Purple Bell Vine
Botanical Name: Rhodochiton atrosanguineum
The drooping flowers of this climbing vine are deep purple in color with stamens that distinctively extend outward, contributing to its unique appearance.
13. Amaranthus Dick
Botanical Name: Amaranthus paniculatus ‘Dick’
It is all in the name! These dick flowers are dark purple to burgundy in color that beautifully contrast against the large glossy foliage
14. Snapdragon
Botanical Name: Antirrhinum snapdragons
Snapdragon flower buds share a surprising resemblance to a penis both with its color and shape, while the dried blooms look like skulls.
15. Spiny Cushion Cactus
Botanical Name: Mammillaria spinosissma
This cactus variety stands out with its round, compact form and surface densely covered in spines. It often tends to bend slightly from the center further cementing its resemblance.
16. Lady’s Slipper Orchid
Botanical Name: Cypripedium calceolus
This orchid features a distinct pouch-like bloom that also resemble the scrotum, making it a unique addition to any garden.
17. Hoodia
Botanical Name: Hoodia gordonii
The stout, fleshy stems of this cactus tapering slightly at the top, playfully suggest a phallic form, blending in with the desert’s rugged beauty.
18. Giant Pelican Flower
Botanical Name: Aristolochia grandiflora
This plant produces enormous, curved blooms that resemble a pelican’s open bill. Plus, the suggestive shape of these large, swirling flowers add a cheeky element to any space.
19. Calico Flower
Botanical Name: Aristolochia baetica
The Calico Flower, with its elaborate, pipe-shaped blooms, sinuous curves, and veins, creates a subtle yet amusing parallel to the human penis.
20. Indian Birthwort
Botanical Name: Aristolochia bracteolata
Featuring twisted, tubular flowers, the Indian Birthwort subtly echoes the shape of male genitalia. It is an insect-trapping flower that blooms during the warmer months and is a forest native to the tropics and subtropics.
21. Helmet Orchid
Botanical Name: Coryanthes speciosa
Distinguished by its helmet-shaped flowers, this orchid is a flower that looks like a penis with its central column emerging from the ‘helmet’, like the phallus. Plus, it sports this peach-pink color that further cements the resemblance.
22. Philodendron Pedatum
Botanical Name: Philodendron pedatum
The robust, central stems of the Pedatum Philodendron extend in a way that, with a bit of imagination, can resemble the penis. Display them on the living shelf to ignite spicy conversations with your friends!
23. Tree Philodendron
Botanical Name: Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum
This large, leafy plant features a sturdy, central stem that subtly gives a nod to the male genital. Plus, the robustness of this stem, juxtaposed with the plant’s expansive foliage, further adds to this quirky imagination.
24. Allamanda Flower Bud
Botanical Name: Allamanda
Before they burst into vibrant blooms, Allamanda buds have this elongated, tapered form that looks like a phallic figure, adding a humorous angle this otherwise beautiful flower.
25. Upright Prairie Coneflower
Botanical Name: Ratibida columnifera
The striking feature of this daisy-like orange-yellow coneflower is its long, central cone, standing erect amidst the petals. This upright structure lends a subtle resemblance to penis, a quirky trait in its traditional floral form.
26. Madagascar Jasmine
Botanical Name: Stephanotis floribunda
Known for its intoxicating fragrance, the tight buds of Madagascar Jasmine possess a shape that looks like a penis. You can also grow it as a houseplant in the sunniest spot and enjoy its heady fragrance.
27. Costus
Botanical Name: Costus scaber
Costus plants feature a spiral leaf arrangement in the center, which can be compared to the male form. This flower has its roots in traditional medicine and essential oil formulations. In fact, its red color with yellow specks adds to its interesting appearance.
28. Magic Mushroom
Botanical Name: Psilocybe cubensis
Beyond their renowned psychedelic properties, Magic Mushrooms also display a cap and stem structure that can be humorously likened to male genitalia.
29. Lipstick Plant
Botanical Name: Aeschynanthus
The Lipstick Plant’s tubular red flowers emerge from a base resembling a lipstick tube against the green, fleshy leaves. The structure of the flowers, coupled with its red color, cements its resemblance to the human penis.
30. Flamingo Flower
Botanical Name: Anthurium andraeanum
The Flamingo Flower, with its glossy, heart-shaped spathes and a prominent spadix, offers a botanical imitation of male anatomy. This is a common sight in indoor gardens and prefer a humid environment to stay happy and healthy.
31. Peruvian Old Lady Cactus
Botanical Name: Espostoa melanostele
The Peruvian Old Lady Cactus stands tall and sturdy with its dense, spiny coat. Conversely, its columnar form with a slight bend often mirrors the human penis, especially with a pair of smaller stems at the bottom.
