Would you bring home a plant that looks like a penis? Here’s a list of such quirky specimens that’ll definitely turn heads!
Are you a fan of eccentric specimens that would give your visitors pause? Well, a plant that looks like a penis would do just that. Pick your favorite from the list below!
Plants that Look Like Penis
1. Huacrapona Palm Tree
Botanical Name: Iriartea deltoidea
The Huacrapona Palm tree is undoubtedly one with its single trunk and peculiar dark branches that resemble the male genitalia. If you are looking for a replica, this one will suit in your garden.
2. Bolivian Torch Cactus
Botanical Name: Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose
The Bolivian Torch Cactus, with a tall, columnar shape, sharp spines, and some irregular bridges, draws attention for its uncanny resemblance to a penis.
3. Bushman’s Pipe
Botanical Name: Ceropegia ampliata
A cactus with a long, narrow stem, the Bushman’s Pipe produces small white flowers that exhibit the exact shape of a penis.
4. Bishop’s Heliconia
Botanical Name: Heliconia episcopalis
The Bishop’s Heliconia boasts bright red to peach-colored bracts, featuring flowers that look like a penis, with an elongated, ridged shape that also resembles the feathers of a bird.
5. Naked Man Orchid
Botanical Name: Orchis italica
This plant bears flowers that look like a hanging man with a penis. The petals show a surprising resemblance to a human male with outstretched arms and legs, earning the plant its common name.
6. Common Stinkhorn
Botanical Name: Phallus impudicus
This mushroom justifies both its common and botanical names with a phallic-shaped cap and an unpleasant odor. It is a common sight in woodlands and gardens.
7. Thumb Cactus
Botanical Name: Mammillaria matudae
This small, rounded cactus protrudes with clusters of columnar stems that are humorously compared to thumbs or a penis.
8. Friar’s Cowl
Botanical Name: Arisarum vulgare
The Friar’s Cowl produces tiny, hood-like flowers, which make it to this list for the central structure of its flowers, which peeks out like a phallus.
9. Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae Backer & Alderw
Botanical Name: Amorphophallus decus-silvae
The Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae often draws attention for its distinctive shape, featuring a large, leaf-like structure and a central stalk with a cluster of small flowers.
10. Tropical Pitcher Plant
Botanical Name: Nepenthes
A carnivorous plant with deep, pitcher-shaped leaves that trap insects, this plant looks like a penis due to its unusual structure
11. Peter Pepper
Botanical Name: Capsicum annuum ‘Peter pepper’
This chili pepper is notable for its bright red or green color and a unique, dick like shape. With a distinctive shape, it is also a culinary delight.
12. Purple Bell Vine
Botanical Name: Rhodochiton atrosanguineum
The drooping flowers of this climbing vine are deep purple in color with stamens that distinctively extend outward, which contribute to its unique appearance.
13. Amaranthus Dick
Botanical Name: Amaranthus paniculatus ‘Dick’
It is all in the name! These dick flowers are dark purple to burgundy, beautifully contrasting against the large, glossy foliage.
14. Snapdragon
Botanical Name: Antirrhinum snapdragons
Snapdragon flower buds share a surprising likeness to a penis, both with their color and shape, while the dried blooms look like skulls.
15. Spiny Cushion Cactus
Botanical Name: Mammillaria spinosissma
The round cactus variety that is compact, and densely spiny surface, which bends slightly from the center, give it a resemblance to the penis structure.
16. Lady’s Slipper Orchid
Botanical Name: Cypripedium calceolus
The orchid has a pouch-like bloom that resembles a scrotum, with dark-colored veins, making it a pretty addition to any garden.
17. Hoodia
Botanical Name: Hoodia gordonii
The stout, fleshy stems of this cactus are slightly tapered at the top, resembling a phallic form which enhances the desert’s rugged beauty.
18. Giant Pelican Flower
Botanical Name: Aristolochia grandiflora
This plant produces multiple, curved blooms that resemble a pelican’s open bill. The weird shape of the large, swirling flowers adds an insolent element to any space. It doesn’t look like a gloved hand with a ball?
19. Calico Flower
Botanical Name: Aristolochia baetica
The curved, pipe-like blossoms, marked by intricate veins of the Calico Flower, are its playful form, often drawing curious comparisons to human anatomy.
20. Indian Birthwort
Botanical Name: Aristolochia bracteolata
Indian Birthwort produces twisted, tube-shaped blooms that catch the eye with their unusual form. These blossoms act as natural insect traps and thrive best in warm, tropical climates. Won’t you add this colorful pink palette to your garden?
21. Helmet Orchid
Botanical Name: Coryanthes speciosa
True to its name, the Helmet Orchid shows off a striking flower structure where a central column peeks from beneath a helmet-like cap. Its soft peach-pink hue creates an elegant touch to any yard.
22. Philodendron Pedatum
Botanical Name: Philodendron pedatum
A plant that has a character. The tall, strong, upright stems of the Philodendron Pedatum naturally extend upward, giving the plant a bold appearance. It is perfect for people who like something a little less ordinary on their shelf.
23. Tree Philodendron
Botanical Name: Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum
The Tree Philodendron is known for its thick, sturdy central stalk that supports broad, glossy leaves — a dramatic centerpiece that commands attention in any green space. We assume that a chameleon is putting its tongue out to trap insects.
24. Allamanda Flower Bud
Botanical Name: Allamanda
Before Allamanda bursts open into bright yellow blooms, the buds take on a sleek, pointed shape- simple but pretty. When they open, it will look like sunshine unfolding in your garden.
25. Upright Prairie Coneflower
Botanical Name: Ratibida columnifera
This prairie coneflower features a tall, central cone rising from a halo of golden petals — a distinctive structure that gives the flower its upright, showy look. It’s hard not to smile at this one as the petals look like a dancer’s skirt.
26. Madagascar Jasmine
Botanical Name: Stephanotis floribunda
Madagascar Jasmine blooms from small, firm buds that gradually open into fragrant white flowers. Their scent and shape make them a popular choice for sunny indoor spaces. Enjoy your brewed coffee beside them.
27. Costus
Botanical Name: Costus scaber
Costus plants grow in elegant spirals, with lush leaves hugging around a sturdy stem. They are valued in traditional remedies and natural oils. The striking and vibrant yellow accents on the red bloom make it stand out against the greenery.
28. Magic Mushroom
Botanical Name: Psilocybe cubensis
They are known for their unusual form and psychedelic reputation; these mushrooms feature the classic rounded cap and slender stalk that give them their whimsical charm. Their odd shape and folklore history add to the mystery, like you would imagine in a storybook forest.
29. Lipstick Plant
Botanical Name: Aeschynanthus
The Lipstick Plant shows off bright red tubular flowers that emerge like lipstick from a case, creating a bold splash of color among its glossy green leaves. Its draping flowers will look beautiful in the hanging pot.
30. Flamingo Flower
Botanical Name: Anthurium andraeanum
The Flamingo Flower’s shiny, heart-shaped leaves and tall, central spadix make it an unmistakable and elegant tropical houseplant that loves humidity. It is all set to go and win the plant fashion show.
31. Peruvian Old Lady Cactus
Botanical Name: Espostoa melanostele
The tall and dense white spiny Peruvian Old Lady Cactus grows in graceful, spider-webbed columns. When they mature, their curved shape gives them a unique, whimsical personality among the succulents.
